The Electric Fan:An Introduction

Welcome to the Electric Fan Blog.

This is primarily my blog about basketball.More importantly, basketball that is about ME.

I am the Electric Fan.

So named because though I don't have the power of Shaq's Black Tornado Move and considering that I am considerably smaller than him, I still possess the same force of will, the drive towards athletic success, and personal excellence that is executed in every "mini-tornado" post move that I do.

I cannot be the Black Tornado.I reinvented myself.I am now THE ELECTRIC FAN.

Why a household appliance of things, to name yourself after, for a sports moniker?

Here's the answer.

What happens when you get exposed to an electric fan too long?

In Bisaya it's called "Panuhot". Get exposed too long and you'll suffer stomach aches and extreme flatulence.Pain brother, pain.Just like when you get exposed to my low post spin move.I do a quick spin in the low block, and BAM! You feel pain baby.You'll feel like you've been hit by a motherfucker.I am an unstoppable force.

What happens when a light object gets hit by the winds of the electric fan?

It gets blown away by the wind.The force of the wind can tear it up.Just like me.The force of my basketball power will blow you away, literally.Murag ka ug mapalid sa akong moves labi na ug gamay kaayo ka.

And if you are a fan, you'll still get blown away, figuratively.

There are several modes or superstar types that I can do, depending on the current electric fan mode that I am on.

When I am on BOX FAN MODE, it means I'm gonna be on your case all day on defense.You won't be scoring no poins on me, all day long.I'm gonna be like a monkey on your back, frustrating the offense with my incredible defensive skill set, my steals, rebounds and blocks.You're gonna have a nightmare of a game.

In DESK FAN MODE, it's total domination man.All around game.Offense-defense.I can whip up a quadruple double on your ass when I'm on desk fan mode.Assists,Steals, Points, Rebounds,Blocks.I'm gonna stuff the stat sheet like Thanksgiving turkey.Playmaker,long range shooting,clutch baskets,defensive stops,aerial voyages.You won't be able to stop my onslaught dude.

STANDFAN MODE: Not my strongest mode.I do not attack basket too often here.It's mostly threepoint shots and perimeter jumpers raining like cats and dogs during divorce proceedings.All day, baby.All day.

Vince Carter has his Vince-sanity mode for high flying dunks and Air Canada for aerial acrobatics.I have the CEILING FAN MODE.On this superstar mode, I can excite the fans with an impressive array of aerial acrobatics and flying cabinet dunks.Not to mention my next to impossible slashing drives to the basket with spectacular finishes.

INDUSTRIAL FAN MODE is where domination of the DESK FAN MODE is taken to a whole new level.The championship level baby.It's double the production and consistency, power and speed of the desk fan.It's for those palyoff games where the superstars will weed out the rising stars.

Alas, I am only half-human and half-awesome.I cannot be awesome half the time.Only 3/4 of it.There are off nights.Which brings me to PAPER FAN MODE,aptly named because there is no electricity. This happens on off nights where the competition is really boring and the opponent does not present much of a challenge at all.I won't score by the ton.It's mostly off the bench contribution.There are not a lot of off nights though because Kobe, MJ, and me only play around twice a season.

Last but definitely not the least, is the AIRCON MODE.

The aircon mode is my hall of fame caliber career. 40000 career points, 20000 playoff points, 15562 career rebnounds, 18,000 career assists, 3000 steals, and 1200 blocks.These are achieved with an approximate average per game of 65 ppg, 23 apg, 11 rpg, 4 spg, and 2 bpg.

Now you know the ELECTRIC FAN.